Riddles in the dark

behind the name » leonard mccoy

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 12:11:25 -0400

behind the name » leonard mccoy

When the first living thing existed, I was there, waiting. When...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 12:03:21 -0400

When the first living thing existed, I was there, waiting. When the last living thing dies, my job is finished. I’ll put the chairs on tables, turn out the lights and lock the universe behind me when I leave.

chickensandwich: i don’t ONLY care about myself. i care about like 5 other people. and animals.

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 00:32:58 -0400

chickensandwich:

i don’t ONLY care about myself. i care about like 5 other people. and animals.

“The dedication of this book is split seven ways: to Neil, to...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 00:30:10 -0400

“The dedication of this book is split seven ways: to Neil, to Jessica, to David, to Kenzie, to Di, to Anne…”

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Tue, 18 Jun 2013 00:08:12 -0400

paralleltoparallel replied to your post: Cashier: That’s a lot of alcohol! Me: Yep. … I WANT...

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 23:01:27 -0400

paralleltoparallel replied to your post: Cashier: That’s a lot of alcohol! Me: Yep. …

I WANT TO BE THERE

THEN GET HERE YO

emptywitchoftides replied to your post: Cashier: That’s a lot of alcohol! Me: Yep. … That’s...

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 23:01:24 -0400

emptywitchoftides replied to your post: Cashier: That’s a lot of alcohol! Me: Yep. …

That’s better than the guy who accused me of having a fake ID on my 22nd Birthday

He was probably jealous of all of the potentially awesome times that were about to be had by you and felt that he had to suppress them. But yeah I don’t understand a cashier’s need to comment on what you’re buying?? Whatever.

Cashier: That’s a lot of alcohol! Me: Yep. Cashier: You must be having a party! Me: Yep. Cut...

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 22:27:20 -0400

Cashier: That’s a lot of alcohol!

Me: Yep.

Cashier: You must be having a party!

Me: Yep.

Cut to one hour later where I am drinking my second glass of wine after 4 homemade margaritas.

witchoftides: Ooo, I LOVE this one.

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 13:57:58 -0400

witchoftides:

Ooo, I LOVE this one.

Thorin Oakenshield in the Desolation of Smaug teaser trailer...

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 03:54:00 -0400

_{Thorin Oakenshield in the Desolation of Smaug teaser trailer [x]}

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Sun, 16 Jun 2013 02:38:13 -0400

paralleltoparallel replied to your photo: It was one of those “who cares how uneven my… YOUR...

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 00:01:25 -0400

paralleltoparallel replied to your photo: It was one of those “who cares how uneven my…

YOUR HAIRRRRRR

I KNOWWWWWW

iguanamouth: current emotion: any picture of spike the dinosaur from land before time

Sat, 15 Jun 2013 23:10:00 -0400

iguanamouth:

current emotion: any picture of spike the dinosaur from land before time

look at how long and wavy this mane is gettin’!

Sat, 15 Jun 2013 01:22:06 -0400

look at how long and wavy this mane is gettin’!

It was one of those “who cares how uneven my eyeliner...

Sat, 15 Jun 2013 01:16:58 -0400

It was one of those “who cares how uneven my eyeliner is” kind of nights

dammit guys I have gotten so much shit done today

Fri, 14 Jun 2013 16:55:00 -0400

dammit guys I have gotten so much shit done today

Dear Ten-Year-Old Self, Before you ask me when you have your...

Fri, 14 Jun 2013 15:35:08 -0400

_{Dear Ten-Year-Old Self,}

_{Before you ask me when you have your first kiss or if you’ll ever have a boyfriend, I need to tell you some more important stuff first. What’s more important than a first kiss, you ask? Plenty. First of all, don’t let that kid in your class, Danny, who called you fat, make you self-consciously wear oversized sweatshirts for the next four years to hide your body. That kid is horrible and years from now he will be boring and bald and trying to get in touch with you to come to the set of the TV show you work on. No, you don’t work on Cheers. That show’s not on the air anymore. That would’ve been awesome, though. Another thing: Say thank you, always. Gratitude is the closest thing to beauty manifested in an emotion. When you’re grateful, people are attracted to you. Also: Make sure you appreciate Mom and Dad. Yes, they never seem to let you do anything now except read books. Once you turn 18 you’ll never get to live with them again, and you’ll live far away, and you will miss them so much it hurts. Next: Learn forgiveness and bestow it generously. Finally: Don’t let anyone give you any crap. Mastering a balance of these last two will take you a lifetime, so you had better get started now. (x) - Mindy Kaling}

hey if anyone wanted to figure out a lesson plan on modal verbs for me that’d be great. any...

Thu, 13 Jun 2013 01:50:00 -0400

hey if anyone wanted to figure out a lesson plan on modal verbs for me that’d be great. any age group, I don’t give a shit.

notmybaconyoubitch replied to your post: This is going to be a pretty good concert summer...

Thu, 13 Jun 2013 01:49:16 -0400

notmybaconyoubitch replied to your post: This is going to be a pretty good concert summer …

Have fun bro!!

Thanks dude :D

elyssaallen replied to your post: sometimes you just gotta crawl under the covers… I feel...

Mon, 10 Jun 2013 15:26:06 -0400

elyssaallen replied to your post: sometimes you just gotta crawl under the covers…

I feel that.

It’s a good feeling to have, man.